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Saturday, 6 September 2008

FOOD ON THE MOVE

There goes the 7:20
Flashing by at great pace
Stacked with venison a-plenty
Halibut, sturgeon and dace.

It’s carrying 1,000 people
From every walk of life
Carpenters, merchantmen, bankers
Tom Trellis, MacDuff and his wife.

A cigar tube draped in white linen
A steward, shop-soiled in cream
Serving up musical madoc
With three half-slices of bream.

There’s no other way to travel
There’s no other way to dine
I simply don’t care what the bill is
The claret’s exceedingly fine.

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