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Friday, 18 March 2016

AS I WENT OUT ONE MORNING

I was so early this morning that, instead of going to the office to sit amongst the serried ranks of the earnestly employed, I went for a short walk to watch Edinburgh waking up.  It was a cold, blustery day with grey skies and the hint of a good old Scottish haar, which has been the prevalent weather force hereabouts these past few days.  I wore my long woollen overcoat, snug and warm, my Doctor Who scarf, and my flat tweed cap.  I looked like a 1920s motorist about to go out for a spin in his Morris Cowley. I headed west along Rose Street, a bohemian quarter of Edinburgh with restaurants that sell peculiar dishes that started off life as chickens and ducks.  The street was lined with delivery vans unloading their wares into the shops that line Princes Street. One driver, standing at the back of his van with his finger on the switch that operated the tail-lift, which was full of groceries, nodded to me as I strolled past. ‘Cold day,’ he said.  I inclined my head – there was no need for elaborate conversation – we were two workers at ease with the world and each other.  The few people that were about were on their way to work.  They looked cold and fed up.  I reflected how refreshing and stimulating a walk is, and I wondered why they didn’t look more cheerful.  I never quite achieved Alice Walker’s ‘feeling in touch with the universe and with the spirit of the universe,’ but at least my muscles were working and my blood was flowing.  One woman, scurrying along in a huge fur coat, had a face full of such sorrow that she looked like a beaver that has suddenly discovered that someone has removed all the fish from that particular stretch of river.  After all, it was Friday, and the horrors of the office would soon be replaced by the splendours of the weekend.  I turned into grandiose George Street and headed east.  The beggars were not yet in place – they seem to turn up for work in the same way as do bank managers or shop assistants.  They lay out their sheets of cardboard and old, soiled blankets, throw down their caps, and settle themselves down for a day’s trading.  Many are accompanied by unfortunate canines, presumably on the hopeful grounds that such a unique selling proposition leads to an increase in revenue.  One chap had left his post outside of a building society. His woollen hat lay upturned on the pavement.  It contained a few copper coins of the realm. On his blanket lay four paperback novels.  He seemed to have plenty to occupy his mind whilst he whiled away his time warding off haemorrhoids.  I wondered what they do for the toilet.  They have to walk a fair distance to Princes Street and the public toilets there, or perhaps they go to the National Gallery or Royal Academy on the Mound, where they can look at some ancient paintings and get a lungful of culture before they go back to their miserable existences.  I paused, took out my wallet and tossed fifty pence into the softback man’s hat.  I remembered Horace Rumpole’s instruction when he distributed largesse to the needy for them not to spend it on anything worthwhile and wondered anew how these people survive, let alone live fruitful lives.  That notwithstanding, I went to the office in a more cheerful frame of mind than when I had stepped from the bus into Thistle Street at a quarter to eight of a cold morning in early spring.