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Thursday, 13 October 2016

THE WITHERNSEA HOLIDAY CHRONICLES - MORE WILD WALKING

Day 3 of 4.

If anything, the wind had strengthened through the night.  As the dog and I drifted onto the promenade for our early morning meander, the tide was rushing in, the agitated waves hammering against the glistening black boulders that form part of the sea defences. The ocean was brown yesterday, today it was almost black.  Long strings of foam, whipped up by the sea, lay like frogspawn on the rocky beach. The wind, though strong, was benign, blowing from the south-east.  If it had been blowing from the north-east, it would have cut you in half. The great spread of the North Sea was empty apart from the windmills and a single speck on the horizon that was a ship. 
We walked into the wind as far as the end of the promenade. During the whole of the walk, we saw not one seabird, not even the ubiquitous and voracious herring gulls.  The violence of the sea and the fullness of the tide had presumably discouraged them.  The promenade was more or less empty.  A couple of women walked dogs and a few council workmen stood idly looking at the pier gateway, but that was all.  We wandered back through the town.  On the way back to the caravan, I wondered what the citizens of Withernsea did for work.  Apart from a gas distribution terminal a couple of miles to the south, there seemed to be little industry and I doubted if the tourist business supported people throughout the year. 
After lunch, wife, dog and I drove to Hedon, a small town about fourteen miles to the north, en route to Kingston-upon-Hull.  It turned out to be an attractive little market town.  We parked near the tiny museum and walked along the ribbon of main road that contained all of the shops and the petite market.  It was market day, but I had all the bin bags I needed, so I moved on.  At the eastern edge of the village stood what had obviously once been a stationmaster’s house and, opposite that, stood a former goods shed.  A path separated them, all that was left of ta long-dead permanent way.
I hastened back to the museum and asked the bearded curator, who was just pouring himself a cup of tea, about the railway.  He called down his colleague, a slight, white-haired, bespectacled man in his late sixties. ‘Peter’s a PhD in local history,’ the curator explained.  ‘He knows everything about the railway.’ ‘Took me ten years to get my doctorate,’ the historian said.  ‘I started when I was fifty-five.’  He led me to a scale model in an adjacent room. ‘That’s the Hedon station layout circa 1950,’ he said. ‘The Holderness Line.  Hull to Withernsea via Hedon. Another branch line from Hull to Hornsea.  Beeching closed them both.  Neither branch made a penny profit in any of their 115 years.  Losing £40,000 per annum at the end.  Closed to passengers in 1964, though goods carried on to 1968.  They wanted Withernsea to be the ‘Brighton of the North’.  Never quite made it,’ he said, with a wry smile. I asked him if the lines had been steam-hauled to the end. He shook his head. ‘Diesel multiple units from the late fifties.  Didn’t help.’ 
I thanked historian and curator and picked up a pamphlet about the impressive and massive parish church.  Building had started in 1188 and finished two centuries later. Hedon had been an important port at one time, but as the waters silted up, the town was more or less forgotten. 
In a corner of the museum, behind a glass case, was a jug.  The curator told me it was the only example of a complete 12th century jug in the United Kingdom. ‘Story was,’ he said, ‘a chap got drunk on its contents and fell into the water and drowned.  The tide carried him away but the jug stayed where it was and, as the sea receded, it was preserved in the silt.  Workmen dug it up when they were replacing a storm drain.  The story might be apocryphal, but I’d like to believe it was true.’

After dinner, as the golden sun started to sink, I went back out with the dog.  The wind was still very much in evidence, and the temperature had dipped markedly.  We walked past the lighthouse into the town centre, as far as the library, then cut down a side street and strolled a couple of hundred yards to the promenade. We turned about and wandered back with the wind behind us, making progress much easier. Breakers lashed the promenade with unabashed fury.  A solitary seagull hung pensively on the air currents. Again, there were very few people about. The amusement arcade lights twinkled invitingly, but there was no sign of people going in or coming out.  The sun had fully set by the time we reached the caravan. Darkness was almost upon us.  I looked at my watch.  It was a minute before six-thirty.