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Wednesday, 22 March 2017

SETTLING FOR BORWICK’S BAKING POWDER

It was a miserable morning, with a coruscating wind blowing straight from the Arctic circle. The dog and I once again fetched up at Athelstaneford, a tiny village which is supposed to be the birthplace of the Scottish Saltire flag. I say supposed to be, but no-one was considerate enough to leave any documentary evidence, it being 936 AD or thereabouts.
The village is unusual in that it has a public telephone box that doubles as a sort of informal library. Someone, presumably with permission from Openreach or whatever BT calls its retail arm these days, has decked it out with shelving, and you can borrow, or leave, books as you see fit. As it so happens, I had a bodice-ripper of my wife’s to donate, and I was on the look-out for a recipe book. Since I took a greater interest in culinary matters, I have built up a small collection from there, whilst donating for the benefit of others such tomes as the Writers and Artists Yearbook 2005, Millers Antiques and Collectables 1999 and the autobiography of Sir Alex Ferguson.
The telephone box is one of the standard attractive cast-iron variety from the 1930s, not the vile modern cubicles that double as urinals. It was formerly pillar-box red, but is now a diseased shade of pink, so long is it since any attention has been paid to it. The village was, as always, deserted. I opened the kiosk door. Inside, the usual thrillers abounded, by the likes of Ian Rankin, Maeve Binchy and Alistair McCall Smith, but I wasn’t interested in those. Nor was I much bothered about Gardening in Small Spaces or a treatise on how to draw political cartoons. I found a Marks and Spencer's book on 101 interesting ways to cook vegetables, but if you can’t roast them or boil them, I don’t care what else you can do with them.
As I turned to leave, empty-handed, my eye caught sight of a small, insignificant book lying on the concrete floor. I could only see the paper front cover, as the remainder was hidden by the authorised biography of some golfer whose name was unfamiliar to me. I picked up the small book. Its front cover was torn, and the back cover was missing completely. It was a small recipe book and it looked ancient. Its title was 250 Recipes by Elizabeth Craig written, unsurprisingly, by the lady herself. The cost of the little book was one shilling. An addendum to the front cover read “for use with Borwick’s baking powder.” Some of the recipes were illustrated, with pretty, coloured drawings of cakes and flans. Every recipe required the use of one or two teaspoonsful of Borwick’s baking powder. The recipes ranged from Peter Pan pudding to Watford nut cup cakes, possibly the only good thing to come out of Watford. 
It turns out that Ms Craig was a Scot born in 1883, who lived to be 97 years old. She wrote dozens of cookery books between 1920 and 1980. This one dated from 1930. What is more amazing is that Borwick’s baking powder is still being made. They’re no longer at 1 Bunhill Row, London EC1 (those premises are now occupied by the aptly named Slaughter and May, who deal with mergers and acquisitions), but have relocated to Warrington, Cheshire. 
It’s remarkable what a root round an old telephone box can reveal!