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Friday, 27 April 2018

THE DAY REMAINS


Morning has broken, like Cat Stephens’s first morning.  I sit on the green bench in the back garden.  The wind howls in the trees.  Alfred Noyes’s remark: ‘The wind was a torrent of darkness in the gusty trees’ comes to mind. It’s surprisingly cold for the time of year. However, the ground awakens with the spring.  New growth appears everywhere. The sun flits in and out as clouds drift across the empty morning sky. 
I read.  The novel is The Remains of the Day by Kazuo Ishiguro who, for some reason, I get mixed up with Kyu Sakomoto, who sang Sukiyaki some 55 years ago.  The book concerns a stiff-upper-lipped butler named Stevens, an anachronism even in the nineteen-twenties and thirties. He is an anally retentive automaton who continues to serve his master, Lord Darlington of Darlington Hall, even as his father lies dying upstairs. He refers to his father in the third person even when addressing him directly, saying things like: ‘I hope Father is feeling better today.’  The novel takes place over just a few days, and consists mainly in Stevens’s journey from Darlington Hall to the West Country to find his old housekeeper, Miss Kenton, who has written to him stating that her marriage is now over and hinting that she might want to take up a position again at Darlington Hall, where she last worked several years ago. Stevens is telling the story twenty years on, and his mind constantly wanders back in time to give fragments of his backstory. The novel is a trifle slow, but fascinating for all that.   I recall a film of the book in the 1990s with the splendid Anthony Hopkins as Stevens and the delightful Emma Thompson as Miss Kenton. I haven’t read to the end of the novel, but I do recall from the film that Stevens is so hidebound by convention and the strictures of his profession, that, when he meets Miss Kenton at last, he cannot bring himself to declare his true feelings for her, thus his last opportunity for romance and fulfilment is lost.  He doesn’t even realise his total inadequacy as a rounded human being, as he is so blinkered in his thinking, mainly due to his upbringing and the ridiculous class system that existed in Great Britain between the wars.
I put the book down. I have read enough and my fingers are numb with the cold.  The pale blue flowers of the vinca are pretty in the sunshine.  The pink blossom of the ribes shrubs offers a neat contrast.  The garden looks at its best at this time of year. The horse chestnut is the first to show its leaves, then the two maple trees, finally the oak. The maple trees show their blossom before their leaves and it ends up all over the patio and the artificial lawn.  I spend hours sweeping it up.
Apropos of Anthony Hopkins, I have the final episode of series one of Westworld to watch on Catch-Up TV.  I have seen nine hours of it so far, and I cannot make head or tail of it, except I’m enthralled, especially by Mr Hopkins’s portrayal of Ford, the manager of Westworld.  This is a theme park in which people pay a fortune to be entertained by hosts (robots) in a Wild West setting.  I seem to remember going to the cinema in the early 1970s to see the follicly challenged Mr Yul Brynner play the original man in black, here portrayed by the equally follicly challenged Mr Ed Harris.  I still have no real idea from the television series who are the humans and who are the robots.  Miss Thandie Newton, a British actress of note, quite definitely plays a robot, but one who is developing distinct human tendencies, having had her source code rewritten by a Chinese fellow and a man with an unfortunate ginger beard. Miss Newton goes round slitting people’s throats and committing other atrocities completely at random and the whole show is so gratuitously violent and the language is of the lowest bar-room order that you cannot fail to be simultaneously impressed and outraged.  The Americans seem to do this class of thing very well.  It appears that, in series two, which has just started on Sky Atlantic, that the lunatics are about to take over the asylum. They presumably follow the mantra of Thomas Jefferson that ‘a little rebellion now and then is a good thing’. However, as the late, great, Ken Dodd might have said – ‘There aren’t many laughs in it.’op-kins as