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Tuesday, 16 October 2018

A WALK ON THE DARK SIDE



Ron took an evening walk.  His influenza had cleared somewhat, though a low rumble sometimes emanated from his chest and his lungs occasionally sounded like a Turkish hookah.  The October evening was mild and breezy, and darkness was beginning to fall. Coleridge’s ‘The Sun’s rim dips; the stars rush out: at one stride comes the dark,’ sprang into Ron’s mind, though he had to look it up later, because he could only remember the first part of the line.  
The sky was heavy with cloud, but in a gap between layers of cumulus, he noted the comforting form of Venus, shining brightly, ‘setting its watch in the sky.’  A solitary aeroplane flitted across the sky like a silver moth, on its way to the airport, carrying its cargo of homecoming tourists. The street lights came on gradually, casting long shadows on the pavement. They were the new type of low-energy, high-density lights, and they were much more efficient than the old sodium lamps that had previously lit the town. Traffic was slight, but a couple of buses roared clumsily into the High Street.  They were more or less empty. Apart from that, unusually, the town was quite deserted, eerily quiet. ‘Soap time,’ said Ron.  The lights were on in the old corn exchange, but there was no-one within, not even the slow-witted caretaker.
He continued his walk up a gentle gradient out of the town, along the West Road. Mean new houses had sprung up like weeds on one side of the road and the ground on the other was being prepared for yet another estate.  Ron thought ruefully that this was no longer a rural town in its own right, but a dormitory town for the big city twenty miles away.
He made his way towards the old railway branch line that the council had thoughtfully turned into a metalled path.  It led back into town.  Part of it was in darkness.  Ron took out his mobile phone and put his finger on the torch icon.  A thin pencil beam of light lit the tarmac in front of him.  A hundred yards on, the street lights were working, so he switched off his torch and replaced his phone in his pocket. The wind strengthened, blowing the branches of the trees that lined the route.  This created grotesque shadows of dancing men on the ground in front of him.  Behind the trees on the right-hand side were yet more new houses, and he could look through the branches of the trees into the bare rooms where the inhabitants had by accident or design left on their lights.
Ron didn’t scare easily, but he was discomfited by the shadows and the sullen emptiness of the path and its surroundings.  He was relieved when he stepped out at the end of the railway walk into a street of solid, respectable, middle-class, semi-detached houses.  A narrow path led past a row of small modern cubist tenements to the old station and station yard, through which there had been no train in fifty years.
The yard is now occupied by a local radio station, a music studio and a number of small business units, all of which just about survive.  There was just one light shining, from the radio station, where a rather rough-and-ready disc jockey always broadcast long into the night.  The rest of the yard was dark and empty.
Half a mile further on, walking past the ambulance depot, Ron noticed three fire tenders in attendance, but no evidence of any fire.   The firemen, in full uniform, were chatting amicably to the late shift ambulance staff.  
When Ron finally reached his home, he found that his shirt was damp with sweat, and that was not purely a result of the mildness of the night, the influenza, or his exertions over three and a half miles.  He came to the conclusion that he didn’t much like the dark.